He wants to know why you’re not at school today!

我不是去上學 老媽 我在大學就職

I don’t go to school,Ma. I work at a university.

那就是學校! 快接電話!

That’s a school! Now pick up the phone!

我誰都不想理

I don’t want to talk to anybody.

要我叫Leonard把你的家庭作業帶來嗎?

Should I ask Leonard to bring over your homework? !

我沒什么家庭作業的

I don’t have homework.

我是個擁有工程學碩士的大爺們

I’m a grown man with a master’s degree in engineering!

抱歉 了不起先生

Excuse me,Mr. Fancy-Pants.

想吃冰棒嗎?

Want me to get you a Popsicle?

櫻桃味的 好吧!

Cherry,please!

櫻桃味的我吃了 只剩蔬菜味的了

I ate the cherry. All that’s left is green.

你讓我真想自殺呀

You make me want to kill myself.

她是位女生，她也是位朋友，但她不是我的，請原諒我做這個動作，"女朋友"

She’s a girl. She’s a friend.She is not my-

please forgive me for doing this--"Girlfriend."

哼 我不喜歡蟲子 怎么啦

Yeah,well,I don’t like bugs,okay?

它們讓我害怕

They freak me out.

有趣

Interesting

你既怕蟲子又怕女人

You’re afraid of insects and women.

瓢蟲[英文: 女士+蟲]還不得把你嚇昏了