I hate Mondays. 我恨星期一。

Never send a man to do a cat’s job. 決不要讓人去做貓的工作。

Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.要節約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個成功男人的背后,都有一個女人。每個不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚(聯系)。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。