My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it.

我對你的愛就像拉肚子，ho也hold不住。

Do you have a quarter? Because I promised I would call my mom as soon as I fell in love.

你有零錢嗎?我答應過我老媽如果我戀愛了就要立刻打電話給她。

If you were a tear in my eye, for fear of losing you I would never cry.

如果你是我眼里的一滴淚，我永遠都不會哭，因為我怕失去你。

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

我的電話簿弄丟了，能把你的號碼再告訴我一下嗎?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

如果能重排字母表，我要把你和我排在一起。

Do you have a map? Because I just keep lost in your eyes!

你有地圖嗎?我總是迷失在你的眼神中。

I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart.

我是小偷，我是來偷你的心的。

It’s awfully hot in here, or it is you?

這里好熱，是因為你在的關系嗎?