網上情緣
JOE: So he didn’t exactly answer.
因此他沒有確切地回答。
KATHLEEN: He did too. He mailed me . He knew exactly what I was up to. Which is just like him.
他也如此，他了解我，他知道我是什么樣的人，他就是這樣的人。
JOE: But he didn’t exactly answer ,did he? Did he?
但是他沒有確切地回答，是嗎?是嗎?
KATJLIEEN: No.
不。
JOE:Maybe he’s fat.
或許，他是肥胖的。
KATHLEEN: I don’t care about that.
我在意這些。
JOE: You don’t care that he might be one of those guys who’s so fat he has to be removed from his house with a crane?
你不在乎他可能是那種肥得需要起重機才能將他從屋子里搬出來的人?
KATHLEEN: That’s very unlikely.
這太不可能。
JOE: Why else do you think he’s putting off meeting you ?
有其它的原因他要推遲和你見面嗎?
Although ..maybe that’s not it Maybe...
雖然。。或許不是這樣子的，大概。。。
KATHLEEN:What?
什么?
JOE:Never mind.
不要介意。
KATHLEEN:What????
什么????
JOE:He could be waiting till he’s paroled.
他可能在等著假釋。
KATHLEEN:Oh,you won’t believe this,there was a moment when George thought he might be the rooftop killer,which was completely ridiculous
哦，你不能相信這個，在George認為他有可能是頂級殺手那一時刻，那完全是瘋狂的。
JOE:What’s his handle?
那干什么事?
JOE:Come on.I’m not going to write him.Is that what you think?
來吧，我不打算和他寫信，這是你認為的嗎?
KATHLEEN:NY 152.
NY152。
JOE:One five two. One hundred fifty two.Very interest-ing.He’s 152 years old.He has 152 hairs remaining on his head.He’s had 152 moles removed and now he has 152 pockmarks.
152，152，非常有趣，他是152歲，他有152根頭發留在頭上，他已經取了152顆痔，現在他有152顆痘。
JOE:His combined college board scores.
他的大學入學總分。
KATHLEEN:His IQ.
他的智商。
JOE:The number of women he’s slept with.
他和女人睡覺的次數。
KATHLEEN:The number of times he’s seen The Godfather.
他看教父的次數。
JOE:That’s the first good thing I’ve heard about him.
那是聽到關于他的第一件好事。
KATHLEEN:His address.No,no,no.He would never do anything that prosaic.
他的地址，不，不，他從來不做平凡的事。
KATHLEEN:(cont’d)The only thing I really care about besides the married thing...and the jail thing...is the boat thing.
除了結婚的事情外，我唯一關心的事就是監獄的事，還有小船的事。
JOE:The boat thing?
小船事?
KATHLEEN:I could never be with anyone who has a boat.
我從來不跟一個有船的人在一起。
JOE:Oh.
哦，
KATHLEEN: So that clinches it. We’ll never be together .I’ll take care of these .
那件事情一定要定死，我們將會永不在一起，我很在意這些。
He picks up a mango,squeezes it.
他挑選一個芒果，用力擠。
JOE:I could never be with anyone who likes Joni Mitchell.
我將從不能而后一個喜歡Joni Mitchell的人相處。
It’s cloud’s illusions I recall, I really don’t know clouds at all.What does that mean?
我回憶它是天空中的幻想，我真正的一點都不了解天空，那是什么意思?
JOE:How’s your book coming?
你的書是怎樣出來的?
KATHLEEN:There’s a children’s book editor I know,from the store ,and she’s excited to read it when I finish it.
從一個書店里，我認識一個有關兒童書的編輯，當我完成它時，她很興奮地去讀它，
Who would ever have thought I’d write?
誰曾經想到是我寫的?
I mean ,if I didn’t have all this free time.I would never have discovered-
我的意思是，如果我沒有這些自由的時間，我將從來不會發現，
KATHLEEN:The truth is ,he was the one who made me start thinking about writing.
事實上，就是他讓我想到寫作。
JOE:Mister 152 Felony Indictments.
152先生，重罪控告。
KATHLEEN: Mister 152...insights into my soul.
152先生，洞察我的靈魂。
JOE:Yes,Well .Can’t compete with that.
是的，好，不能為這個爭吵。
KATHLEEN:Well I keep bumping into you.Hope your mango’s ripe.
我總是無意中遇到你，希望你的芒果成熟了。
JOE:I think it is .Want to bump into me Saturday? Around lunchtime?
我也是這么認為的，想在星期六遇見我嗎?大約在午餐時間?
